Showing posts with label fine police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fine police. Show all posts

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Library Conversations

I spend a good deal of time at the local library, lounging in uncomfortable chairs that are just big enough to be awkward and just small enough to forbid any range of movement for someone over the height over 5' 1". But the biggest problem with these chairs is that they act as obstructions should you ever be trying to discreetly sprint away from the "Fine Police". But that's a little off topic.

Have you ever been sitting in a library (or on a bench, or a train, etc.) when you realize that the person next to you has acquired a strange spinal position to observe the title of whatever you're reading? Of course, you politely lift the cover a bit so they can see without risking paralysis. There is nodding. And mutterings of good author that...ooh...ah... And then... silence. A long and drawn out space completely devoid of sound. And then one person breaks it.

Person 1: I read a book by that author once, can't remember the title though. Hmm... Well, either way, it was really good.
You: Oh. Well. That's interesting. Was it... (pull title out of air)?
Person 1: No.
You: Oh.

Painful gap of empty air ensues

But sometimes there are great conversations to be had in libraries. I've discovered all sorts of titles and authors through aimless book chat. Once or twice I have joined in a heated quality control debate about some novel or other.

*same scenario*

Person 1: Ugh. How can you stand that? I never like that author.
You: Have you even read this?
Person 1: No.
You: Well, there you have it.

Aggravated huff

Has anyone experienced either of those situations? Was it awkward or enlightening or mildly amusing?

Intrigued and Engaging in Heated Debate,