In
response to the fabulous Medeia I have decided to make all of ye a list. Not just any list, but a list of things that bring bad luck. Bad fortune of the worst order, a year or more of luck-based doom. To bring you this information I set out on a great quest (2 cups of highly caffeinated tea, one
site, and enough downward scrolling to make the tip of my right-index finger shiny). And here they are: 8 somewhat intriguing things that bring destiny to its knees.
- 5-leafed clover
- Putting a hat on a bed
- Crossed knives
- To pass someone on the stairs
- Cutting your nails on a Friday (HA! Take that universe! I bite my nails!)
- Getting out of bed left foot first
- Sitting on a table unless one foot is touching the ground
- And, of course, reading a Gossip/It Girl novel at any time in between Saturday and Saturday…
Unfortunately, I have fulfilled nearly half of the above listed myself. Or perhaps even more. And after some hasty calculations I realize that I have approximately...275 years of bad luck purgatory. I suppose I should be looking for the new moon over my right shoulder or something.
In honor of erm…yesterday… what kind of bad luck symbols/occurrences have you heard of? Or even an odd experience with Lady Fate herself? Fascinate us, I pray you.
Walking Backwards,
2 comments:
I have a perpetual cloud of bad luck hanging over me... for the next four years anyway.... *mumbles* stupid mirror...
*sigh* To think you updated and I didn't know. I am sloowwww lately.
Anyway, bad luck is fun. Then, when something good happens you can be like, HA! TAKE THAT BAD LUCK! YOU SUCK!
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